Here's a quick video to show a small part of why I'm considering some, er.... hormonal help for Hellbitch Herself. She did this for approximately an hour before I convinced her boyfriend to come back and calm her. Assuredly, she's doing it again right now, and will continue to do it all night... and will do it all week. She won't eat, sleep, drink, or stop running unless her boyfriend has his nose up her butt.
This stuff, plus her serious misbehavior under saddle and on the ground, plus being unable to catch her, plus tearing out half her tail from humping the fence.... yeahhhh. It's pretty high my the list of 'worst hormonal issues ever.'
(The tail wrap is from trying to tame it a little after washing it... it was sticking up in all directions. It was only temporary until it dried!)
Well no wonder you haven't had any trouble conditioning her....
ReplyDeleteGood luck and I hope you are able to find something that helps :)
Poor gal needs to get laid. JK
ReplyDeleteYou have the most adorable accent settling in, Andrea. Yeah, I'd Do Something about that shit too.
ReplyDeleteI have had nearly miraculous results with regumate with a few chestnut mares
ReplyDeleteListening to Andrea's comments I would say LOL (Put your panties back on!) but this really is not LOL. I hope you find something that helps - and you keep up your wit as well!
ReplyDeleteGood grief. I thought my mare was slutty, but all she did was flirt excessively...and usually she chose to leave before the boys got sick of her LOL. Nothing like this, though. I'd definitely be doing something about it, too!
ReplyDeleteMares and their "issues." My Haflinger had to be separated from her herd because she was throwing herself at an 18 hh Percheron who was then mounting her. Her lady parts were raw and chaffed from her constant squirting. Nasty. But luckily, she is fine when being taken and worked. Good luck with her!!
ReplyDeleteLOL "Put your panties back on" had me in stitches! Don't blame ya for wanting to do something about her hormones. good grief!
ReplyDeleteIf she could talk, I can imagine her speaking a little like Umbridge in A Very Potter Sequel: Oh my God, where's my boyfren?'
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19709909
ReplyDeleteI found that article and thought you might want to read it since you are thinking about the marbles. I have no personal experiences with using them.
Sara
www.agemofahorse.blogspot.com
Yup, I thought my mare was bad, but O takes the cake!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of marbles, The Dressage Curmudgeon just wrote a post about her experience with marbles with her mare (in case you haven't read her blog):
http://dressagecurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2013/08/i-think-i-am-slowly-losing-my-marebles.html
Omg... Girl is obsessed!!! I'd take her girly stuff out myself too!!
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is I know (human) females who act just like this. OMG my man is out of sight! What if he leaaavvvesss mmeeee??!?!?!!
ReplyDeleteBah.
Well, Saiph has beaten me to it - I just read Dressage Curmudgeon's spectacularly funny piece regarding "Marebles," and of course I thought of you and the Hell Bitch immediately!
ReplyDeleteThat is some kind of flaming heat, alright. I hope you find a way to bring her back to earth that doesn't cost the earth.